👉 "Red eye reduction, my friend, is the fancy name for making your eyes look like they've just witnessed a cosmic horror movie, but in a much less terrifying way. It's like applying a magical eye mask that says, 'Hey, don't stare at those scary lights!' Instead of being unsettling, it's all about giving your gaze a healthy, pinkish hue, making you look like you just caught a glittery unicorn on a bad day.
Example sentence: "After the alien invasion of the night sky, I opted for red eye reduction to keep my eyes from turning into space-time rifts.""
